I should really air some of you motherfuckers out

I’m talking about some pricks I go to school with who think they’re the shit because they now know a bunch of people with impaired social skills.  When you’re stuffing chemical formulas up your vaginas, it is easy to find people to associate with, yes?

You’re not really hot shit if all you ever do is talk behind people’s backs.

That is all.

Why am I so generous to people?

Seriously, why?

I keep telling myself that I shouldn’t be as nice to people and yet I still am.  What the fuck.

Yeah, fuck you, too.

Fakeness (vol. “Invisible Woman” Air Jordan VII’s)

I am still mad and I am still venting my anger towards you. Shield yourselves with a condom or a tampon if you must.

Another month, another rant

You don’t need a degree from NYU to figure out where this is going…

dorisroberts.jpg—more site updates and a state of my life address

NEW YEAR, NEW RULES.

It is 2008 and it feels no different than 2007. Life is still on a gentle downward slope, I am growing more frustrated with each passing day; I am also becoming more cynical and aloof to everything. I have become colder and colder towards everyone and everything to the point my heart will be a black orb of hatred by 2010.

Recap of 2007 (OH, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS)

[Rick Astley]You wouldn’t get this from ANY OTHER GUYYYY[/Rick Astley]

A “friendly” public service announcement

STOP SENDING ME FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES.  My phone bill looks like the goatse-man thanks to the 29739274 texts you people keep sending me.  If your 27 interspersed thoughts can be expressed via ONE phonecall that could take maybe five minutes, JUST FUCKING CALL ME INSTEAD.

All the time I’ve spent fingering my keypad could’ve been better spent fingering pink tacos but NO, you ungrateful bastards had other plans.  -____-

Just because YOU have free text-messaging doesn’t mean everyone else has it by default.

Cliffs: next time just give me a call or message me via facebook.

Thank you.

So people in New York become stupider once it gets more cloudy and drizzly

So much for hoping I would be in a happier mood today…

So why is it that I like movies no one gives a shit about?

I guess I’m a nerd for being pumped up about “Beowulf” (Angelina Jolie looks serios even if she is like 90% CGI) but why is it that no one else gives a fuck?

Yes, this page is suffering from deferred maintenance.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR SUGAR! [/obscure reference only Isaac and a select few will get]

Tonight will be a random entry where I rant about myself.  More after the jump.